BREAKING NEWS! ***** UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE******
Oh... whats that? No fucking updates on any god damn thing EVER. OK. Sorry about that folks. No update.
We need to start a baby racing league.
Wow...the grasshopper pic is still around! I still remember the "crunching".
Those titties look so fine, gonna make ya mine, come twice at the same time, shit'll blow yo mind, feels so good itsa crime, might even call it sublime, i can do it without even tryin... Cause you make me wanna nut, all up in that but, dont matter if tha doors are open or shut, i aint gonna front.. cause when i see you i feel like i feel, i kno its tha real deal, dicks gettin hard don't u wanna feel? Now go, out the window, fo sho, i'll give u some mo' ..but actually ima bout' to ,miss my ride, i'll catcha ontha flip side Biooootch!
Yo guys, it's been a long time since catching up with some of you. Hope time has treated everyone kindly. Johnny Goodwin came out here to visit me out here in San Diego and turned me on to this Daleville page. Check out my website below and my new pics, videos, and music when you get the chance. Hit me up with a hello and some feedback. Take care Daleville Crew! ~Gabe "The Ambassador"~
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Ok Botetourt. I seem to have missed out on a lot since I left. Like this trip to the desert. Vegas looks the somewhat the same. Glad they still serve alcohol out there. But when the FUCK did Wes learn how to fly? Is he on PCP or did he develop super powers or both? And what the fuck kind of sand monster got a hold of that foot? Man, shit was gross, I'd amputate. Also, Royal Greens' merchandise, man oh man. And lastly, does Evan have any children yet that he has claimed? If so, I need to meet that little fucker. Ha, I hope all is well gentlemen. Stay out of trouble and take care.
for the love of my father why do you keep calling me christ its jones. jesus jones
Dear God, Holiest of Holy’s, Master and Maker, King of Kings, and Lord of Lords, Jehovah-Jireh, Jehovah-Elohim, Jehovah-Shalom, and Jehovah-Mekaddishkem, Alpha and Omega, Omnipresent and Omnipotent One. Who dwelleth on high, Who hast done great things, Who is rich in mercy, Who liveth for ever and ever. Oh Lord God of Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, Son of David and The only true God. I come before the today with just one simple request….STAY THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Crap, I was awesome.
JASON! I know you're living in the past, but you're stuck in the present! I can help. Meet me at Twin Pines Mall at 1 A.M. and bring the video camera from my lab. FLLLUUUUXXX CAPAAAACIITOOORRR!!!!!!!!!!