my left ass cheek would totally kick my right ass cheek.
i can't keep my junk in the drunk... i mean trunk.....i'm skunk drunk... oh yeah before i forget let it be known that i want to suck the rotten urethra of jim morrison's rotten corpse.
that last comment from evan was so blatent that I don't know if it really was from evan or not. I mean yeah EB your LC but this doesn't seem like your really good work are you going down in style? buck it up a little bit fellas keep on top of your game. Penis penis
I wrote all this shit. I'm sorry for being such a pussy ass fucking shit fucker. GOD I SUCK. SWEET JEBUS I SUCK!! OH LORD!! DARK LORD LUCIFER I SALUTE THEE!!! WHITE POWER!! WHITE POWER!!
You slipped me ruffies you bastard. I have no choice but to file charges. God my butthole hurts!!
I know I was making out with Jess last weekend (that's the girl who uh is going out wit da banjo guy uh) what I am trying to say is I didn't mean to fuck her. What I mean to say is i love Abby Weddle. I love you goddamnit!!
matt sucks i hate him... i'll never clean shit again... fucker......FUCKER!!!!!
I can't believe you immature assholes. I thought you guys were my friends. I may have gained a little weight but at least I can find members of the opposite sex that are interested in me you bunch of punk ass faggots.
This is actually sara kelsey. Let me tell you guys I am fat as fuck and dumb as shit. Nothing has changed about me except my weight. See you guys! Fat shit Sara
blah fuckin I'll kill fuckin who tah tiddly bee