ALISON!? YOU ATE A STICK OF BUTTER WITH COTTAGE CHEES AND MONKEYS IN A HALF-PIPE?
fuckyou ace you republican son of a whore. look ,i looked at this site a month ago and it had this prick son of a toolbox shit at the top and he is still there!!!! now listen i can get a joke and know that you playin with easy ammo but over a month , that's lazy and shit. so fix up this site b4 i disown you ass you cracker son of a bisciut..... MITCHAM IS STILL PRESIDENTE
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I didn't realize that you were outlawed. What does that have to do with you and Gary being wed in holy fucking matrimony anyway?
there is just one problem with my engagement sorry to say I've already become legal
Get the poster of the dragon with the hot chick in the vicking hat sportin the big ass sword. you know the one with the thong tho thong thong thong. and the long hair and her nips showing. you know her puzzy is kind of hangin out of the thong and oh oh oh my god don't stop oh oh ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! sorry gotta go and clean up the key board
yeah, hey guys, i just want to thank everyone for not "freaking out" about our engagement. It's a very special time for us, and we'll I don't wanna get emotional, just say that we're registered at Sherrie's place on williaiaiiaaaamson, gary'd like a dug-out, and I'd love a dragon poster thanks for everything guyssssss
Recently, by means of undercover investigative reporting, the Cloverdale Messenger has revealed that President Bush not only lied about many facets of the war in Iraq, HE ALSO EATS BUTTER BY THE STICK!! ( see exhibit A - the picture of W giving a thumbs up to a half eaten stick of butter/margerine dipped in cream cheese) We want to thank the Cloverdale Messenger Staff for uncovering this sickening, artery-clogging news. Keep up the stellar investigative work!
Pretty work on the new site Ace... ever thought of doing any freelance work for the Democratic Party in 2008? FU!W
Goddamnit Gary, that's just one more fucking wedding to ruin the beginning of my summer weekends. Get married on a Wednesday and I'll buy your dress.