Damn it! Damn it Chris!
to the who is using thine mouse at my house to access the wide world of webs... I RUBBED IT ON ME NUTS!!!
oooooh, all my pictures of doug and jessie's wedding are awwwesome, they're hilaaaaaarious. Too bad I can't let anyone else see them....
We sure did enjoy your bachelor party last weekend! Hope your insecure wives/girlfriends didn't get too upset. Of course it WAS our intention to ruin any relationship you had. Don't you know that looking at a foreign titty is a breach of the sacred, unwritten rules of the crazy bitch.
Clay I miss you so much. You are the man dreams are made of. I love you Clay
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Me be comin across that border soon homes.
Enos claims that I came out on Ace's couch when in reality I really ended up in his pants. I'm writing this message from my blackberry handheld. He hasn't even washed the pants yet. He's even still wearing them. I hope he doesn't catch me writing this message.
I'm glad that my voice is finally being heard. Years of being betrayed by my patrons and now finally the word is out. I'M WET AND I'M PISSED, literally and figuratively. I'd rather you smoke blunts on me and then burn me outside than degrade me by pee-peeing in your pants and soaking me in the process. What did I ever do to you!??!! p.s. fuck you love seat, and you too brown chair, we all know what's up....I may be soaked but I can still kick both your cushions.
I had the worst case of liquid shits that morning. I woke up and knew that i couldn;t make it to the bathroom so i ran to the couch and liquid shat there while C murder was oustside puking