CONGRATULATIONS MR. and MRS. WEDDLE!
Clay used to say Whooooore, except in a cough voice. damn that shit was dope.
Son of a shit bitch tits
vacation is brewing, hot ladies guts be stewing,drink one maybe two eventually she'll want to screw.
FUCK
Hex on Vegas trip
HeySoos here, My children, let us step back for a minute to put an end to these conflicting views of what constitutes paying for bumping uglies that my dad graciously gave us. Pussy is pussy, money is money, and yes they have a direct correlation. As for the crowd going to Las Vegas...ill be staying at the Palms (get it?) and the money in my pocket surely aint going to be wasted on any friggin slot machines, if you know what i mean, ME! Dad damnit! SEE YOU ALL IN SIN CITY MY NIGGERS!!!!
Thats what a date is, they're all prostitutes.
Anyone that is on a date and thinks they're not paying for pussy is obviously wrong. Notice the correct spelling of "obviously" automatically gives this post more merit than the last.
if i told ya once i told ya a 1000 times any man who thinks you have to pay a woman directly for pussy obviosly has not been on a date. they are all hoes wine and dine and they'll show you a good time. and probably wont be fake-plastic hotdogs-down-hallways