I've already extended an open invitation to anyone that wishes to come hang out, however I seriously doubt that fact will have any bearing on quantity of sluts in my home.
I have crystal balls that produce future telling sperm... yes they do infact speak. when i rub my magic penis just right they come out. They told me that the one called Ace is a blasfimar and a liar. There are no sluts or gangbangs, just infulfilled fantasies of a lonely lonely man. However, these revalations may one day come true if the one called Ace would invite his forgotten amigos down for some bar hopping and some partying. Then and only then may the future hold what he wishes
Ok scratch that, it must have been wishfull thinking about the dudes b/c i think what was really making that noise was the gilr that accidentaly got locked in the basement after we shot a gang bang scene
So i just found out my house has a problem. Its infested with sluts. They are in the walls and behind my couch. They keep my awake all night long with all of their moaning. Damn i wish it could have been dudes!
thanks for making the indians so cooperative and easy to shoot, thanks for making our land the super power of the world, thanks for porn and beer and ciggarettes, and a special thanks bin laden and his crew for not fucking with us, yet.
i'm going to stay the course.just stay the course.now if the couse has been stayed i get rich , oh shit thinking outloud again , i mean amricka will prosper.
That son of a bitch did it again. We are all doomed may the terrorists attack again, unemployement sore, the nation go bankrupt, soliders in Iraq keep dying, and Bush's buddies all get rich off of it while we all suffer. Thanks America for being so GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID and voting that beddie eyed little texas crook back in office.
we're too old to be parading around harrisonburg like we're college kids
That sounds like something I would say.